things that happen in movies...or would only happen in movies happen to me all the time...like randomly getting jumped and bitten by a five year old for a sucker...or the sail of a sailboat swinging around, nailing you in the head, and pushing you off of the boat...and then having to swim after it...or a speedboat hitting a wave and you fly off....and it happening like 10 times...and one of the times you land on a jelly fish!!!or falling over the state capitols wall into the yard....or you know how in movies you pull one little thing out of the closet and EVERYTHING falls out??well my friend marlana has a day bed...and a bed that rools out from underneath...well i was standing on the rolling bed and it slipped from under my feet...so i flipped off and slid under the table and when i looked up there was a pink hair hanging off the edge of the table...i pulled the ONE peice of hair and EVERYTHING that was on the table fell on top of me.. i played in a baskeball game for six seconds and
Why do i have the urge to kill... these fruit flies in my kitchen?!?
Bad luck....lol that's so sad really. Try not to put yourself in such iffy situations...at least for a while.
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